July 25, 2007

Wooga Sugar

Today's tip :A little sugar goes a long way in a long day. Wooga Sugar!!! It'll take you from Woo to Ga!
For those of you who actually read this, stop reading. For those of you who are still reading, you're the type of delinquent that society doesn't want. BAD!! BAD delinquents!! Evil!! You should join a gang or something. You know? Beat up other.... people slash rival gang members for turf. That isn't exactly yours to claim -- just because the cops are sitting on their fat asses watching Simpsons and eating fatty dough nuts.

Surprisingly, New Zealand (yes we're a state in America - *cough* retard *cough*) doesn't have many shops that sell these little round objects with a hole through them. STRANGE!!! We now sell bagels, but not dough nuts. Maybe it's an American *does it in an enthusiastic American tone* thang! That and removing terror in islam. When slurred, it all makes sense. *demonstrates in the background*

Terrorism is ghey. Terrorists should lose, except they're sorta winning in the little war that's currently going on somewhere in..... Europe..... south? East? I'm not too happy about people dying, it's just so... much pain involved. Most of the people who die are Americans... which I'm not too happy about. (It shouldn't be most, should be ALL)

Better watch out, the FBI are gonna shut down my blog just for saying that. FREEDOM OF SPEECH I will shout in the prison walls with a cock in my mouth. *shivers and sits in the corner*

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