March 30, 2008

Me and my anus!

woah woah woah!!! A little graphic? Maybe! But that's not the point! Me and my anus! Titled by me! Because it's legendary.
How to use :
It's easy! Instead of "your mum!" used "My ANUS!"
often degrading to the user but gets the point across
commonly used as an insult to what the target is or is doing

Examples :
Hey, can you pick up that potato?
My ANUS can pick up that potato!!

I wish I can do maths so well.
My ANUS can do maths well!!!!

Basically, it's universal, JUST DO IT! My ANUS CAN DO IT!
It doesn't have to make any sense what so ever, use as directed for a comical effect to something mundane or to defuse tense situations. MY ANUS CAN DEFUSE TENSE SITUATIONS!!!

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