October 17, 2007

wika wika booom boom!

Like on a gangsta rap C--D!! I'z totally loving dat shit from down at the crib yall! You know how I lovem dem shit from back home aight! Bring it to me aight?
What
THE
FUCK!!!
You know what i hate more and more every day. People who can't speak english correctly. Or speak it without correct grammar! It's OKAY!!! if they know they're not speaking correctly and always looking to improve. what's NOT OKAY!!! IS THEM TALKING a LOT!!! and always getting words wrong
The MOST COMMONLY USED WORD IS "la" instead of "the" or "deh" it's like.... "DO YOU WANT A MASSIVE RUBBER DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH!!!?" Man!!! Maybe you need to practise how to do a blow job!!! At least you'll learn how to use your GOD DAMN TONGUE in the blowing process!!!
And Second thing are those fucking gangster wanna be!! DUDE, you're not black!! You're just some fucked up kid who thinks he's cool. Stop being a fucking poser and make your own fuckin style. At least you get points for originality, you seem to be failing everything else in life, at least have some self respect and make your own style.
Third!!! Been reading some of that shitty Canta Magazine we have. PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RANT!!! In later years, I might just post up a tutorial class with a bunch of people to learn how to rant!! It'll be called "Rant 101" Along with "Convo 110 and 112" Where we learn how to start a conversation and keep the flow going!!! It'll be under the Arts degree or even the education degree. KIDS NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET THEIR RANT THROUGH TO OTHERS!!!
I'm gonna go find someone to shove a dildo in!!!

Btw... I'm not angry, just feeling like i need to rant about something that's very every-day

6 comments:

heeyeol said...

ho hum...

leave them pan, they are the ones that are gonna fail to get a job later in their lives due to their bad engrish :p

JAS 35C Gripen Pilot said...

Hey man, don be dissing mah crib homies now, ya hear?

Well some people know how to rant, and some don't and bottle it up inside and then go cut themselves so just leave them alone i say...

Anonymous said...

Totally with you on that, Pan.

linnykins said...

It's even more annoying when you get people complaining about grammar and incorrect use of english (there was one of these in the student mag a few weeks back) and they've been using the word "your" wrongly the whole time.

Hah. Shame..

andychoi said...

I was about to write about this... lol. But if you ask me, I personally agree with all of you here. Shame on them, yet let them be.

andychoi said...

I have to add, that rubber dildo in their mouth was a bit over the top. :/