October 3, 2007

Honestly!!? Honesty!!?

Picture a bunch of girls discussing about how they would just enjoy a little honesty at the bar sometimes... like guys should just come up to them and lay things down and show them their true intentions!!

Later on in the night, the same group of girls sit around and order drinks and then head off towards the dance floor. A few guys sitting down at a booth of the bar look around and it's time they went hunting. A guy sees what he likes, one of the remaining one at the bar, she looks so great to him. So, he goes up to her and says, "I'm interested, would you like to suck on my penis as I lick you out and then we have lots and lots of wild sex for a few hours before I head off for an early meeting in the morning?"

Obviously the guy gets slapped in the face. Now... question is... what.. the hell!!?

3 comments:

Random in the corner said...

dude... thats like a chick saying they dont want a birthday present....

thar lying thru there teeth!!!!
and ull have ur penis cut off and thrown through the window of a moving vehicle if ur dumb enough to believe them.....

JAS 35C Gripen Pilot said...

Vinnie's got a point thar, right thurr

Pannis McMannis said...

There is a movie about a guy who dressed up "undercover" and was chatting to a girl and found out that she'd like this, and then when he! as himself, went up to the same girl at the bar, she threw the drink in his FACE!!! I read it and went SO TRUE!!!