January 9, 2008

Ten things to do when.... you go crazy

I'm feeling a little crazy~~ are you~~~? (no i'm not but just for the sake of the post i'll turn up the crazy) Well! If you one day find yourself in a craaaaaaazy moood, feeling like something craaaaaazy to do, and that totally didn't make any sense at all. So! You should! Do something CaRaZy!
Did you know that crazy spelt backwards is yzarac? zomfg! gfmoz!!!! i have no idea what i'm doing

Number 10!
Lets start with something basic here, this is number 10 in the crazy countdown!
Go into a populated area and play out the titanic romance scene BY YOURSELF!!!! (the I'm the king of the world one) Playing BOTH roles.
Well... been there and done that?
NUMBER 9!!!!
Do a crazy stupid/retarded accent for the entire day!!! Well... it may not sound crazy, but it's damn hard. Try it for an hour and see if you can do that for another say.... day?
Still not hitting that spot yet?
Number 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay that was not really needed but hey! Might as well go c c c c c c razy!!! like an emo with a razor blade! It's gonna cut! Like CA RA ZY!
Alright, to the point! Number 8! Pretend that you are actually IN A SHOOT OUT! As in... bullets are wizzing past and you have to hug the wall and look around corners and stay low as you carry out orders.
Number 7
This isn't exactly about you! It's about the person you talk to. EVERY SENTENCE! IS! A QUESTION? Yes it is, try it out!!! And you'll sure get somewhere as you watch someone kick you!!! In the FACE! (hope it's not chuck norris)
Number 6
Running low on crazy ideas here? NO!? Yes? Almost! But wait, that's not all!
Put on sunglasses and walk down the street with a cane LIKE A BLIND MAN!!! AND BUMP INTO EVERYONE!!! You'll sure be hated but no one is gonna hit a cripple.
Number 5
Lay out lines and lines of petrol and then make pretty pictures with them and then set it afire!!!! (isn't that a crime?) YES IT IS!!! So don't do this unless... oh wait, CRAZY!!!
Number 4
Yell jibberish at anyone you wanna talk to (lame! seen it done before - ever consider that THEY'RE CRAZY!!?)
Nuuuuummmmmber tree!!!!!
When someone has their back turned against you, you mock them by mouthing their words and doing something rediculous. You're getting pretty looney there?
Number tooooooooooooooooooo
When preachers come around to "spread the faith" tell them you worship the one true god LUCIFER!!! That'll cause some mayhem
Number OOONNNNNEEEE!!!
Say "yes you do look fat in that dress" BEFORE!!!! She asks you!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAA

Got any brilliant crazy things to do!!? POST THEM! Rarhar har har har!!!

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